cut that shit out
You are (pick one) [ ] Crazy [ ] A giant raging prick [ ] Not too keen on minding your own business [ ] Taking far too many liberties with my life, and those around me
Gwen: PEOPLE NEED TO BE MORE LIKE CATS.
Grace: ignore all them and look at guinea pigs
I ain’t no hooker
My sister claims that I was “born without enthusiasm”. This is untrue. There is just precious little I squeal about, or want to remember. I can barely remember the important things. I like to think of it as preserving my emotions, it makes me feel efficient. Efficiency, coincidentally, is also the reason I don’t drink beer, though then I drink far to much rum and emote all...
I'm seeing bugs.
It’s time for bed.
When Disney princesses meets Reality...
rainbowhippie: strictlytaboo: playgroundswings: lullabiestokill: Cinderella Snow White Little red riding hood Sleeping Beauty Jasmine Belle Ariel (via steffilouise)
Andrew: can I have some chickpeas?
Andrew: is it because I made fun of your esophagus?
There really was a Captain Morgan. He was a Welsh...
ohyeahfacts: (via) actually, i am friends with his great great (great?) granddaughter
THE ACCORDIAN MAN IS BACK
now fully dressed