January 2010
It’s like jersey shore on this bus. The seats were actually not designed so you could have one seat for you and one for your legs jackass.
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Why You Should Never Marry A Poet →
deviantfinds:
Think about it - the way that credit cards, bougainvillea, vacations, dictionaries, the road on the way to work will all never be enough. The poet wishes with her deepest bones and writes that she wishes she would have killed you in the supermarket. She wonders why she ever loved you in song. She publishes book after book. Each line detailing how your hair is ugly and...
I keep seeing things out if the corner of my eye.
Things like spiders, or cats.
Salutation
O Generation of the thoroughly smug
and thoroughly uncomfortable,
I have seen fishermen picnicking in the sun,
I have seen them with untidy families,
I have seen their smiles full of teeth
and heard ungainly laughter.
And I am happier than you are,
And they were happier than I am;
And the fish swim in the lake
and do not even own clothing
- Ezra Pound
DUN DUN DUN:
365daysofvegan:
Did you know that the real-deal Gladiators were vegans? These overweight warriors who ate nothing but barely and beans shatter the pervasive stereotype of frail, weak herbivores. Analysis of the bones of more than 70 gladiators found in 2004 near Ephesus, the Roman capital of Asia Minor, contradicts traditional Hollywood images of macho carnivores with the physique of superheroes...
So my temperature Saturday night was 101.9. 1.1 degrees away from a poem I think. It comes and goes. For whoever cares (Ali) I’ve switched to polysporin for my nose. Much less burning. Going to be super pissed if I have to call in sick to work. Because I need money for New York and also maybe just to hold money because I like to.
I can’t help it, Brent Butt always startles me.
“Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them...”
– Samuel Johnson (via blankbook) (via virginiawoolf)
I planned the outfit for my exam.
Of course I did. I always plan. Also, I planned exactly how many pencils (3) pens (2). I was however, very upset about losing my good pencil sharpener.
yippee ki-yay mother fucker
I’m a huge nerd and should never utter those words, I know. Much like how I know I should never ever, under any circumstances say “that’s what’s up”
but I do
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starbucks secret menu →
Apparently Starbucks has a secret menu. My sister told me about the red eye and the black eye because I was sleepy. Only I hate coffee. But can it taste worse then when trazadone gets caught, not in, but just above your throat? Some how I doubt it. Well actually I have no idea. I’ll let you know if I have to stay up to write this essay.
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